Twittering

who’s the genius who decided to sell hot dogs 10 to a pack, but hot dog buns only 8 to a pack? #
@TreoBenny - I’m only eating them one at a time…but what will I do when I’m down to 2 hot dogs and no buns?!?! #
@sugeneris ZOMG why am I not surprised that you [...]

passive aggressive people can kiss my friggin ass…. #

@twowheel when did you become a liberal? #

i could really use a neck and back massage owie! #
eating vanilla bean roasted almonds yummmmmm #
every day right after 1pm…like clockwork…my internet craps the bed… #
@twowheel well ah doan wanna be in dat club, ah needz mah interwebz!!! #
@twowheel um wha? #

drinking an iced Starbucks Vanilla Frappucino and trying to decide if I like it; with 3 more in the fridge, I better fall in love… #
hmmm almost like chocolate milk, but not…I think we’ll get along okay, but may not move past the friendship stage #
@hottwitt3rwomen: got them at the grocery, but maybe I should [...]

i hate when my brain keeps replaying scenes from my past that i would really rather forget…especially when i only want some sleep!! #
i need a better desk/chair setup; leaning forward too much to reach the keyboard is killing my shoulders, back and spine #
still waiting for my personally delivered beautiful embossed paper @pheltup invite: [...]

Hey! Don’t blame ALL Texans for the idiocy of a few of them! FFS! http://tinyurl.com/57kb3u #

frustrated after arguing with CVS cashier over a Buy 1 Get 1 Free offer; my 2nd item was marked 50% off so she insisted it couldn’t be free #
so, i should have picked out a *full priced* item for free instead of the cheaper 50% item? she was too mad to realize i did them [...]

Food Network, your website is slow and I get 503 errors when I try to register…maybe Rachael Ray can loan you a few bucks for new servers? #