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Don’t I know it…

March 12, 2008

in Quotable

Sales rep: No, we cannot move the piano on the ship… The piano cannot be moved… No, we cannot move it to another room… The piano cannot be moved… What do you not understand? We cannot move the piano!Chelsea Piers, Pier 6New York
via Overheard in the Office, Mar 12, 2008

From their Monthly Newsletter for March:
If your funny little blog or your cute little protest had the power to change a damn thing, the Secret Service could make you disappear in seventeen seconds.