Then, the driver got out of the other car and I looked down and realized he was a dwarf!!

He looked up at me and said “I’M NOT HAPPY!”

So I said, “Well then, which one are you?”

“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,” he said, “How much will you charge me?”

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about $50?”

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything else she would need were in the garage. The man’s wife, having overheard the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?”

He responded, “That’s a bit insulting, isn’t it?”

The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we’ve been getting by e-mail lately.”

Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’re finished already?” the startled husband asked.

“Yes,” she replied, “and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her, along with a ten dollar tip.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus.”

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