I rear-ended a car this morning. (I knew it was going to be a really bad day!)
Then, the driver got out of the other car and I looked down and realized he was a dwarf!!
He looked up at me and said “I’M NOT HAPPY!”
So I said, “Well then, which one are you?”
From the category archives:
Laughter
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
“Well, I guess I could [...]
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