Twitter Updates for 2008-03-19

My ThinkPad moves more slowly than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. #
@zalary indeed…i almost go mad waiting for it to GO GO GO… #
Has anyone else received their 2007 tax booklet/forms package yet? #
@plasticmind wooohooo! and a thumb sucker too! #
@zalary omg @anildash DID break thinkgeek LOL! #
"Because, as Anil Dash points out, there is a right way to caption LOLcats and a wrong way" #
@jayallen that looks like a KRANKY KITTEH to me! #
getting up earlier means being hungrier for lunch earlier too #
ordering boxes for the move: $113.25 worth, we’ll see how far that gets me #
i’m in ur place of werhsip, cursin ur god. #
why do pets *always* hack up on carpet instead of bare floor? grrrr #
@micheleneylon i think she was punishing me for playing kitten videos and saying "awwww!" #
@plasticmind right now, Monaco and Lucida Console #
@plasticmind ooh nice!!!! me likey!! #
thank you @djchall for reminding me about Twitterrific…and it’s purty too! #
Craving: http://icanhaz.com/choklit-nom-nom #