Twitter Updates for 2008-02-20

tip for men on match who want to impress me: don’t send me EMAILS where you spell words like you’re a 12 year old texting on a cel phone. #
@jayseae: yes, THAT bad LOL #
it doesn’t take all that much energy to type YOUR instead of UR, ya know #
crap, did i just type YA instead of YOU? :p #
Moon River on American Idol? Is the demographic for this show my grandma? #
@plasticmind zomg $765.80!!! #
Bet y’all didn’t know Jailhouse Rock is really a gay love song #
TeeHee. http://icanhaz.com/jailhouse_surprise #
Finally! Jason Castro vindicates all these guys on AI. Whew. #
Babelfish translation of @fumiakiy’s last update: Something depending on the trap around, the ã‚‹ person is many. Unless you pay attention … #
@fumiakiy: somehow, I didn’t think it was #
harrumph, loudtwitter should support multiple blogs #
zomg my doctor has his own website now, how modern of him #
and he’s offering sleep studies huh? may need to sign up for that #
doctor appointment, 2:15 tomorrow…please make me well again #
starting to understand why they call it ‘middle manager’ - cause you always seem to get stuck in the middle :-/ #
the old gray mare just ain’t what she used to be #
@idatewhite: puhleez #
@anildash well its not like your name is John Smith #
okay now i know for sure i’m sick cause i’m crying for no apparent reason #
why have previous/next links gone SO out of favor on blogs??? #
i wonder what the average turnover rate is for the customer service & support industry #